our friends k+j have begun a site, isthatracist.tumblr.com
speaking of…don’t 4get2watch SNL on saturday. lil wayne raps while phelps hosts….is that racist?
via isthatracist:
“Harlem Spelling Bee
[Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader from New York. This is Leroy’s Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence…]
Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.
Disappointment - My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tell everybody.
Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol’ my uncle iraq, you break.
Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, man, it look fake.” He say, “Bullshit, that watch israel”.
Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
Undermine -There’s a fine lookin’ ho living in the apartment undermine.
is that racist?”
3 years ago